您的位置:棉花糖小说网 > 文学名著 > 伊利亚随笔 > A DISSERTATION UPON ROAST PIG

A DISSERTATION UPON ROAST PIG

作品:伊利亚随笔 作者:查尔斯·兰姆 字数: 下载本书  举报本章节错误/更新太慢

    MANKIND, says a C, o me, for t seventy te t raing it from t as to t obscurely ed at by t Confucius in ter of ations, erm Cerally t goes on to say, t t of roasting, or ratake to be tally discovered in ti,  into to collect mast for  tage in t son Bo-bo, a great lubberly boy, o a bundle of stra of till it o asogettage (a sorry antediluvian make-s of a building, you may t), ter of neeemed a luxury all over t from test periods t most consternation, as you may t so mucenement,  any time, as for t o s of one of timely sufferers, an odour assailed rils, unlike any scent  proceed from ? -- not from t cottage --  t smell before -- indeed t accident of t resemble t of any knoening at time overfloo t stooped doo feel t.  o cool to  time in ) asted -- crackling! Again  and fumbled at t did not burn ill  of . trut lengto anding, t it  smelt so, and t tasted so delicious; and, surrendering o to tearing up , and  doers, armed ributory cudgel, and finding ood, began to rain bloones, ickling pleasure, o any inconveniences  feel in te quarters.  lay on but  beat ill , ion, somethe following dialogue ensued.

    quot;You graceless  not enoug you  me doricks, and be o you, but you must be eating fire, and I kno ;

    quot;O fataste  pig eats.quot;

    ti tingled  ever  a son t s burnt pig.

    Bo-bo,  asunder, t to ts of i, still sing out quot;Eat, eat, eat t pig, fataste -- O Lord,quot; -- ions, cramming all the while as if he would choke.

    i trembled every joint  o deatural young monster, urn tasted some of its flavour, ence, proved not altogeto  tle tedious) bot doo t off till tc remained of tter.

    Bo-bo rictly enjoined not to let t escape, for tainly oned tc range stories got about. It  is cottage  doly t fires from time for in broad day, ot-time. As often as ti to be in a blaze; and i ead of cising o gro to  lengtcerrible mystery discovered, and fato take trial at Pekin, toself produced in court, and verdict about to be pronounced,  pig, of ood accused, migo t, and t, and burning ture prompting to eac ts, and t co t, torangers, reporters, and all present --  leaving tation  in a simultaneous verdict of Not Guilty.

    t t iniquity of t  privily, and boug could be oook o be seen but fires in every direction. Fuel and pigs grerict. t up s sliger every day, until it  tecture ime be lost to tom of firing inued, till in process of time, says my manuscript, a sage arose, like our Locke,  be cooked (burnt, as t)  ty of consuming a . t began ting by tring, or spit, came in a century or ter, I forget in  useful, and seemingly t obvious arts, make their way among man-kind.

    it placing too implicit fait above given, it must be agreed, t if a ext for so dangerous an experiment as setting , t pretext and excuse mig PIG.

    Of all tain it to be t delicate -- princeps obsoniorum.

    I speak not of your gro a young and tender suckling -- under a moon old -- guiltless as yet of ty -- iae, tary failing of t parent, yet manifest --  not broken, but somet.

    be roasted. I am not ignorant t our ancestors ate t erior tegument!

    tend, to t of tac over-roasted, crackling, as it is eeted to t t in overcoming ttle resistance --  not fat -- but an indefinable sness groo it -- tender blossoming of fat -- fat cropped in taken in t -- in t innocence -- tessence of t pure food -- t a kind of animal manna -- or, rat and lean (if it must be so) so blended and running into eac botoget one ambrosian result, or common substance.

    Be seemet, t o. ring! -- Noo see treme sensibility of t tender age,  out ty eyes -- radiant jellies -- sing stars -

    See  t groo ty en accompany maturer so one ton, a sloven, an obstinate, disagreeable animal -- ion -- from tched away -

    Ere sin could blight, or sorrow fade,

    Deatimely care -

    omaceteteful stomacomb migent to die.

    of Sapors. Pine-apple is great. S too transcendent -- a delig sinful, yet so like to sinning, t really a tender-conscienced person o pause -- too ravisal taste, set approacety of  soppet te -- s ite -- and t  barter ently for a mutton chop.

    Pig -- let me speak ive of tite, tisfactory to ticalness of te. trong man may batten on  his mild juices.

    Unlike to mankinds mixed cers, a bundle of virtues and vices, inexplicably interted, and not to be unravelled  . No part of ter or tle means extend, all around.  envious of banquets. he is all neighbours fare.

    I am one of t a so t (feo a friend. I protest I take as great an interest in my friends pleasures, isfactions, as in mine o;Presents,quot; I often say, quot;endear Absents.quot; s, partridges, snipes, barn-door c;tame villatic fo;), capons, plovers, braers, I dispense as freely as I receive to taste t ongue of my friend. But a stop must be put some; give every t; I make my stand upon pig. Met is an ingratitude to to extra-domiciliate, or send out of tingly, (under pretext of friends icularly adapted, predestined, I may say, to my individual palate -- It argues an insensibility.

    I remember a touc sc,  t stuffing a s-meat, or some nice to my pocket, o sc  time of day t erfeit). I o console y of self-denial, and ty, sc of -- ttle, buoyed up, as one is on suc sootisfaction; but before I  to tter feelings returned, and I burst into tears, teful I o my good aunt, to go and give  ao a stranger, t I  be a bad man for aug of t aking in t I -- I myself, and not anot  so  time I sao part ty present -- and t spicy cake came back upon my recollection, and ty I aken in seeing , and  it to ted s I  of it in my mout last -- and I blamed my impertinent spirit of aims-giving, and out-of-place o see t insidious, good-for-notor.

    Our ancestors ender victims. e read of pigs o deate custom. t o inquire (in a p merely)  t oenerating and dulcifying a substance, naturally so mild and dulcet as t looks like refining a violet. Yet  mig a gusto -

    I remember an udents, . Omers, and maintained ry on bot; tained ionem extremam) superadded a pleasure upon te of a man more intense tified in using t metting to deat; I forget the decision.

    , banisribe. Barbecue your e, steep ts, stuff t ations of ty garlic; you cannot poison tronger t consider, he is a weakling -- a flower.