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A BACHELORS COMPLAINT OF THE BEHAVIOUR OF MARRIED

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    AS a single man, I  a good deal of my time in noting doies of Married People, to console myself for tell me I  by remaining as I am.

    I cannot say t t impression upon me, or endency to strengti-social resolutions, antial considerations.  oftenest offends me at t, is an error of quite a different description; -- it is t too loving.

    Not too loving neit does not explain my meaning. Besides,  of separating t of to  of eacy, implies t to all the world.

    But  t up in t be in t  being made to feel, by some indirect  or open avo you are not t of taken for granted merely; but expressed, to accost t ured or plain-dressed young ell ly, t s  marry o be kicked for  no less is implied in t, t unity of putting tion to  t fit to do it. tands t  into  no reasonable young  as little rigo tell me by speec are scarce less plain t I am not t is enoug I kno: I do not  tual reminding.

    tly mortifying; but t of a palliative. t out to insult me, may accidentally improve me; and in tures, -- emporary usufruct at least. But tives: it is t pure, unrecompensed, unqualified insult.

    Marriage by its best title is a monopoly, and not of t invidious sort. It is t possessors of any exclusive privilege to keep tage as muc of sig ttle of t, may to question t. But ts t t obnoxious part of tent into our faces.

    Noto me more distasteful t entire complacency and satisfaction  of ticularly: it tells you, t  is disposed of in t you can  is true, I  trut, as I said before, to be taken for granted, not expressed.

    tional. e o understand teries belonging to t better t o be made free of t t content s. If a single person presume to offer  indifferent subject, ely silenced as an incompetent person. Nay, a young married lady of my acquaintance,  nigion on o differ from ing t mode of breeding oysters for t, o ask end to kno sucters.

    But o tures give to tle of a rarity c every street and blind alley s t people commonly  abundance, -- t t are not blest  least one of ten turn out ill, and defeat ts, taking to vicious courses,  for my life tell   one in a year, t be a pretext. But whey are so common -

    I do not advert to t merit o t. But ural-born subjects, sed to bring our spices, myrrribute and ion, -- I do not see.

    quot;Like as t, even so are t; so says t office in our Prayer-book appointed for t; ; So say I; but t let  are  t not to gall and stick us. I  to be sure to  ance, ake no notice of turn a deaf ear to t caresses), you are set doractable, morose, a er of caken ty manners, and set about in earnest to romp and play ext or oto be found for sending t of too noisy or boisterous, or Mr. -- does not like co  you.

    I could forgive toying s, if it gives t I t unreasonable to be called upon to love to love a en, indiscriminately,to love all tty dears, because children are so engaging.

    I kno;Love me, love my dog:quot; t is not alicable, particularly if t upon you to tease you or snap at you in sport. But a dog or a lesser te substance, as a keep-sake, a cree, or t parted o love, because I love  reminds me of  be in its nature indifferent, and apt to receive  cer and an essential being of t love or e ties. A cure is too serious a to admit of its being regarded as a mere appendage to anoto be loved or ed accordingly: tand ock, as muc you  is an attractive age, tender years of infancy t of itself c is t t a s cest ture, not even excepting te creatures tier t is t it sty of its kind. One daisy differs not muc a violet siest. -- I her squeamish in my women and children.

    But t t: one must be admitted into ty at least, before ttention. It implies visits, and some kind of intercourse. But if ting before marriage,if you did not come in on t sneak into train, but  s of intimacy before ts on, -- look about you -- your tenure is precarious -- before a tered to last seek opportunities of breaking ance, upon er tations t: but t to enter into a solemn league of friends consulted, t  are no, -- tolerable to tic intimacy, must  into to be neamped  o be need amp of y, before  it pass current in t luck generally befalls sucy piece of metal as I am in tings.

    Innumerable are take to insult and  of t all you say  said good t an oddity, is one of ticular kind of stare for till at last to defer to your judgment, and anding and manner for tion (not quite vulgar)  oget, -- a fello not quite so proper to be introduced to ladies. taring   been put in practice against me.

    ting  is,  so easily to be sing attac founded on esteem ions to cry up all t you say or do, till tands  is all done in compliment to  of gratitude le on , and taking doo t kindly level of moderate esteem, -- t quot;decent affection and complacent kindnessquot; toco y.

    Anoto accomplise) is,  simplicity, continually to mistake  eem for somet in your moral cer  o break, upon any imaginary discovery of a  of poignancy in your conversation, s;I t, my dear, you described your friend, Mr. -- as a great .quot; If, on t   greo like you, and ent for to overlook some trifling irregularities in your moral deportment, upon t notice of any of t;t; One good lady y of expostulating  se so muc as I t due to o confess to me t sen  s desire to be acquainted  t t of me ed ations; for from ations of me, sion t so see a fine, tall, officer-like looking man (I use o be truty not to ask urn, o pitcandard of personal accompliss for e to mine; anding five feet five in age of  ing any indications of a martial cer in enance.

    tifications tempt to visit at to enumerate t glance at ty of reating us as if y, and testacea, for instance, kept me t time of supping,  come ill ters y of teness of touc of good manners: for ceremony is an invention to take off to be less t of love and esteem ure t endeavors to make up by superior attentions in little points, for t invidious preference o deny in ter. estacea kept ters back for me, and ood unities to go to supper, sed according to trict rules of propriety. I kno ladies are bound to observe to t of a modest be protest against ttony of Cerasia,  a good o  table, and recommended a plate of less extraordinary goose- berries to my une in tead. Neiton affront of -

    But I am ringing up all my married acquaintance by Roman denominations. Let to record to terror of all suce offenders in future.